Item: Oilers goalie Nikolai Khabibulin arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.
Blog Post Option #1: In Soviet Russia, Ferrari drives you drunk.
Blog Post Option #2: "No no, officer, my back, it spasmed and my foot hit gas pedal involuntarily. Here is note from team doctor."
Blog Post Option #3: Any chance the Oilers have a morality clause in their player contracts?
Blog Post Option #4: Ed Belfour 2, Nikolai Khabibulin 1. And I'm not talking cup rings.
Blog Post Option #5: DUIs aside, what in god's name is Khabibulin doing in Arizona? He knows the Jets traded him, right?
Blog Post Option #6: No word yet on if he called the arresting officer "Sugar Tits", and if so, how much he looked like Robbie Shremp.
Option #7: Can we reopen discussion on "dehydrated from *what?*" again?
ReplyDelete