Devan Dubnyk and
Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers:
Thirteen feet. No hands?
Horcoff to Comrie:
"Remember when we turned pro?
You were paid more then."
Memo to players:
"DO NOT say anything nice
About Rexall Place."
Steve Tambellini
Jerked awake at night screaming
"Khabibulin's Groin!"
"For the last time, Zack,
Viacheslav and Slava
Are the same person."
Mike Comrie's contract:
No payments 'til Twenty-Twelve
And no money down.
"Ees mighty eagle
Painted on mask, holding masks.
Get it? Ees a joke."
"You can't go in there.
Coach Quinn is having a nap.
Renny says you're cut."
This made my morning, but who will clean grape juice out of my rug from laughing at the Horc/Comrie one?
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