Toonces: The Milquetoast Who Could GM an NHL Franchise

The other day, Lowetide & his commenters stumbled onto the magic that is Steve Tambellini 3.0's official nickname: Toonces.



I couldn't resist.

There's An Analogy In This Somewhere

I haven't seen this picked up anywhere except here and here. For those Landeskog boosters out there in the Oilogosphere.



The gloves are on because it's a 2-game suspension if you drop 'em. Those 2 games matter much more to the potential Top 3 Overall Pick aka Oilers First Overall Part Deux aka Adam Larsson than they do to 32-year-old Daniel Corso, so there you have it.

Looking Back, Looking Forward

Oilers Season Previews are hard to digest right now. Quite honestly, the most accurate one I've read so far is McKenzie's Top 10 Prospects of 2011. The Org, barring miracle, has another tough slog and a near-rock bottom finish ahead of it this season. How do I know this? From what manner of witchcraft have gleaned this prognostication? Well, besides common sense, I've had a gander at the numbers. [EDIT: tweaked some syntax to clarify a couple points]




My hold on math is tenuous, but I managed to cobble together my opinion based on a rudimentary Excel spreadsheet and some basic division.

First, I listed every team that picked first overall in an NHL Entry Draft since the introduction of the Draft Lottery in 1995. Then, I determined where they finished the following year. The only aberration being 2005-06 when two teams were playing their first season pursuant to picking first overall (Washington and Pittsburgh, obviously). Then I determined, based on past results, the chances of where the 2010-11 Edmonton Oilers will finish.

Yr. of 1st OV Pick	Team	Next Yr.'s Standing	Reverse Order
2010	EDM	?	?
2009	NYI	26	5
2008	TBL	29	2
2007	CHI	20	11
2006	STL	22	9
2005	PIT	29	2
2004	WAS	27	4
2003	PIT	29	2
2002	CLB	29	2
2001	ATL	30	1
2000	NYI	30	1
1999	ATL	28	1
1998	TBL	27	1
1997	BOS	9	18
1996	OTT	16	11
1995	OTT	26	1

I think it's pretty clear what sort of conclusion we can begin to draw from this table: drafting First Overall appears to have very little impact on the team's results in the following season.

--5 times out of 15, the previous year's First Overall picker finished DFL. Interesting to note that every one of those instances happened pre-lockout.

--More significant? 9 times out of 15, teams were in the bottom 2 at the end of their post-1st-Overall-earning-season. When equipped with a first overall pick, teams have finished last or second last in a whopping 60% of the cases.

--The rest of the trends increase incidentally: 73.3% of the time, the highest drafting team finished in the bottom 5; 80% of the time they finished in the bottom 10; 93.3% of the time they finished in the Lottery (bottom 14). Do a quick subtraction and you find that the 1st Overall picking team has not received a lottery pick in only 6.7% of the cases.

--The sole team to ever finish out of the Lottery after drafting 1st Overall? The 1997-98 Boston Bruins. Joe Thornton only recorded 7 points in that year, so his rookie contribution was clearly a non-factor.

--To give this some context regarding the probability of drafting position based on the team's points results, take a look at an article by SLOW FRESH OIL's own Jesse R discussing draft probability from last season. Also, here's a table I lifted from the very handy NHLSCAP outlining the probability of draft position in the Lottery system (source):

	Chance of Draft Position after the lottery
Finish in Points	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
30	48.20%	51.80%
29	18.80%	42.00%	39.20%
28	14.20%		56.10%	29.70%
27	10.70%			66.70%	22.60%
26	8.10%				74.70%	17.20%
25		6.20%				80.70%	13.10%
24			4.70%				85.40%	9.90%
23				3.60%				89.00%	7.40%
22					2.70%				91.80%	5.50%
21						2.10%				94.00%	3.90%
20							1.50%				96.10%	2.40%
19								1.10%				97.60%	1.30%
18									0.80%				98.70%	0.50%
17										0.50%				99.50%

This table will hold more interest closer to springtime, but it can still provide some encouraging tidbits:

--Accounting for the bottom 2's 67% chance to pick 1st OV in the Lottery system, there is a 40.2% chance that the Oilers will draft from the same position in 2011 (using past results).

--If, in the past 15 NHL seasons, 1st OV teams have finished 2nd last in points 27% of the time. And, if the 2nd last place team has an 18.8% chance of drafting 1st OV, the Oilers have a 5% likelihood of receiving 2011's 1st OV while still accumulating more points than a team like-- oh, I don't know-- the Maple Leafs.

So it's not all bad.

NOTE: If you see any holes in my math, please let me know. I tried to keep things simple on my end to limit my mistakes, but I could very well be overlooking an obvious error.

Umlauts

Everyone knows that the pre-season means nothing, and that goes double for hockey blogs. But I was at the Joey Moss Cup on Tuesday and broke down and bought a #91 jersey from the Oilers Store, so I feel that I deserve at least some of the credit for Magnus' 4 point night tonight.

And speaking of the JMC, Pääjärvi had an alright game for Team White that night, but it was clearly overshadowed by the Triple-H line's 6 points, and by Joey's heartfelt rendition of O Canada. This time, with the upper bowl at RX1 no longer curtained off, MPS looked like he had something to prove, and decided to steal the show.

I imagine all the writers up in the press box had their "Taylor's First Pre-Season Game" stories prepped and ready to send off to their editors before the oil derrick had been raised back into the rafters, but no such luck. They'll just have to save those stories for October 7 and use Find/Replace to swap out "Tampa Bay" with "Calgary" and "pre" with "very long regular".

To be fair, Hall looked pretty good too, with his post, his nice break to the net, and his gift of a goal. I think Magnus just wanted to remind everybody that certain rookies on this team can buy beer in every single province. When the dust settled, both players were able to nicely take advantage of Lightning goalie Dan Ellis, who was obviously distracted after having missed the Fantastipotamus singing earlier in the day.

It's still very early days, but it sure is nice to have something, anything, to cheer for again when the Oilers are playing. I had almost forgotten the feeling. Göilers!